I'm sending gummy bears to the electric chair.

Sep 20

innocentwaif:

Sep 20

clickholeofficial:

WATCH: iPhone 6 Unboxing

Sep 20

(Source: cocolooo)

Sep 20

wifipasswords:

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

image

Sep 20

brianmichaelbendis:

"We’ve all selected the wrong partners, all gotten hurt, and hopefully all moved on wiser for the experience. But there are those who, even in the face of constant disappointment, continue to believe that the intensity of their desire will be rewarded by an eventual jackpot of affection. And if that’s the slot machine you’re playing, friend, you’d better leave the casino ‘cause that one don’t pay out"
-Paul Dini

BATMAN: MAD LOVE (Feb. 1994)
Art by Bruce Timm & Rick Taylor
Words by Paul Dini

(Source: thecomicsvault)

Sep 20
impertinenttomcat:

tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it

i FUC KING HIT MY HEAD LAU GHING

impertinenttomcat:

tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it

i FUC KING HIT MY HEAD LAU GHING

Sep 20

muslimmilf:

*ding ding* I found my man

(Source: thunderstoned)

Sep 20

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

Sep 20

(Source: daftbread)

Sep 20

(Source: imposetonanonymat)